Just a reminder, Google is part of everyday vernacular as a noun.
how to troll your roommate:
Step 1: Create a 24 page word document of grumpy cat photos.
Step 2: Print and cut images to size.
Step 3: Apply all over the wall, ceiling, behind the door, ceiling, and hidden places.
Step 4: Plastic wrap the toilet with Emperor Grumpy Cat “Let the hate flow through you”.
Enjoy the fact that you’re going to get trolled back
This war has only just begun…
I FELL ASLEEP IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES OR SOMETHING AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP MY HAND WAS BLUE
I just screamed then my mum walked past my room like nothing happened and then I was like ‘MUM WHAT IS THIS WHO DID IT’ and then her face went all sad and she said ‘Honey… You’re adopted.’ anD THEN SHE SORTA JUST SMILED AND RAN INTO HER ROOM LAUGHING OH MY GOD NOW I’M IN MY ROOM CRYING WITH A BLUE HAND
SHE KNOWS ABOUT LOKI
SHE’S BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM LAUGHING ON HER PHONE I THINK SHE’S TEXTING HER FRIENDS
SHE KEEPS LAUGHING AT ME EVERY TIME SHE PASSES MY ROOM AND I’M STILL CRYING HELP
oh my god
I love people sometimes
Geeky pranks: A sign of good parenting.
Earlier tonight The Frogman did a very basic troll about a pic circulating that says “The guy from Foo Fighters looks like the drummer from Nirvana.” Frogman said “I don’t see it.”
OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS.
At least, one would think… His inbox immediately flooded with people telling him how wrong he is and blah blah blah… All I can think of is this…
So we were at one of our favorite restaurants tonight, The Appleseed. We were sitting at the bar and I was already pretty drunk and I noticed this troll near some bottles. It reminded me of the one from Community so I asked the bartender about it and he told me this awesome story and put it near my plate for me to admire. Nightmares forever.