And that’s so true!!!
not much of a 9gag fan but this one reminded me of that feat in 3.x that allowed you to toss small allies.

You walk into the tavern and see that milk flows freely. Wenches are about screeching in anticipation of their next evening with a male that can land on their feet. You all see a brooding man in the corner with his hood drawn low, he smells out of place, he smells canine…
I should learn how to DM.
That way when I’m at home I’ll be capable of starting my own campaigns.
And then I would be able to teach my friends how to play!
And things would be good. :D
There is a severe shortage of DMs in the world.











