var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-25801769-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Welcome to my page! I am Jason, aka The Geek. I also run a similar page over on Facebook.Tumblr (3.0; @thegeek531)http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/576873a7889f8d612c033d7b763ec40b/tumblr_mogtrtpxEW1qd5giho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailymeme.net/post/53320394701/after-seeing-so-many-superhero-action-scenes-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedailymeme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>After seeing so many superhero action scenes, I thought of this guy.</p></blockquote> <p>Destroys whole planet instead.</p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53349324428http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53349324428Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:54:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f625ce79110de7e9fbdb72cddacbf32a/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a9aedb271caa28395eccdb17f3da60d/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/085b9e1a42fde1ca80a85c12d7d90ca6/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61326727614262071b9ea854afb383e0/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57fab31c08f383ec634f243ea5aff87e/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afadb4d86f1f77a4bb7997d51a1fc24f/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64cbb971a8c64a50a160bddb241c0b83/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff4bf4f955b3f6613df644ec770510e4/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e08bc0a7c1ddf0d49870d8808c9b8a2/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af974506f5b039aeab8356eaeb8d93f6/tumblr_moiihlf6B41qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/53157344696/mack213" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://imgur.com/a/Q6LJW" target="_blank">mack213</a>]</p></blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53317104252http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53317104252Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:12:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/525d16ab077dd763f07270afc1000d05/tumblr_mojtnbzfKt1qcasyio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53313768721http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53313768721Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:22:48 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b79fd73258f51fc26d33f03b59dc376a/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78ea6f1a608727ba1b7680ae1050baed/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e38076f0fe48ef4b2d062ad9934a58f/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d63a78d5a5280217f33a99ed4470cd9/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0603e35b3d678fc7ef657c3b3f7243b/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a51d0c97e2aeb8767c74a557311f3d36/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40eb62ac41f0ddc57b64951cf66dfb4b/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4c07c3d4c44d6770895de26b64ed206/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79e79405d9f2e419d26f735218607848/tumblr_mlc0gyz6an1qgb1o5o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saveroomminibar.tumblr.com/post/48102385068/gaming-bento-boxes" target="_blank">saveroomminibar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/a/TGzej" target="_blank">Gaming Bento Boxes</a></p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53310396674http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53310396674Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:34:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c296d71a5220f0cdcbee14ac47b50dc/tumblr_moi24zQVkU1qa64bjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluedogeyes.tumblr.com/post/53161193147/dogs-playing-d-d-full-color-poster-by-jay" target="_blank">bluedogeyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1388023634/dogs-playing-dandd-full-color-poster" target="_blank"><strong>Dogs Playing D&D - Full Color Poster</strong></a> <em>by Jay Babcock</em></p> <p><em>I can’t explain how much I need this poster.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Im so sad I missed out on this!! This is awesome!</p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53308220260http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53308220260Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:04:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/984d96131afefbca85af1dcdc6cb8a5f/tumblr_mofto1Aro91qkivpqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegashlycrumbdalton.tumblr.com/post/53042589627/friendly-reminder-erasure-is-not-equality" target="_blank">thegashlycrumbdalton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Friendly reminder: erasure is not equality.</p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53306829747http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53306829747Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:45:25 -0500<p>Hmm. My group is fairly tame. Also, sex stuff makes one guy uncomfortable, so Ive learned to avoid it. That being said.</p> <p>I had a Elven Bard character who was basically Capt Jack Harkness and hit on anything that moved. He ended up getting a Shapeshifting gnome pregnant.</p> <p>In a game of Poison’d I took over the role of Ship Captain and then slept with my first mate/Witch adviser (another player).</p> <p>Umm…</p> <p>Oh… We were part of a thieves guild in 4E and the target was this Goblin’s shop of nick nacks and random goods and stuff. I was playing an Eladrin Sorcerer. I ended up seducing the Goblin shopkeep in the back room while the crew ransacked the place. Never knew if the Goblin was male or female. Also there was lots of rope. Magical rope.</p> <p>I think thats it. </p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53303848493http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53303848493Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:05:15 -0500RPGAnonymous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82zaqpICN1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Poisonous Garden</strong><span> at Alwinck Castle in the county of Northumberland. The Alnwick Poison Garden boasts some of the world’s most dangerous plants. Behind big black gates, the carefully curated garden contains about 100 varieties of illegal narcotics including poppies, belladonna, </span><em>Strychnos nux-vomica</em><span>, Coca, hemlock, cannabis and more.</span></p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53303204454http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53303204454Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:56:38 -0500<p><a href="http://thatonechick42.tumblr.com/post/53294606418/tmi-tuesday-ask-me-inappropriate-personal-sexual" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatonechick42</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c0llarbones-and-cigarettes.tumblr.com/post/53293353836/tmi-tuesday-ask-me-inappropriate-personal-sexual" target="_blank">c0llarbones-and-cigarettes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>charliexxx:</p> <p>preferably anon</p> </blockquote> <p>DO IT DO IT DO IT</p></blockquote> <p>Anon or not. As you wish. </p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53302089769http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53302089769Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:41:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0cdec9e9235a75132c918bf59d6912c/tumblr_molv29VmZ41qfbemzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In other news one of my regular customers lent me these since they have been taken off netflix streaming. </p> <p>So here I go into a new fandom!</p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53300328418http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53300328418Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:18:09 -0500Veronica MarsNetflix<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f517d86086efe24983d538907772731/tumblr_moluz3Fi9R1qfbemzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me just after gym and shower. Im down to 261. I would be much lower but was lax in my diet for a week. But last week was much better. Been eating lots of salads.</p> <p>Oh! For those who also suffer from Acid Reflux, Ive been eating salad and taking Fish Oil. Im not sure if its one or the other or both, but sleeping has been a lot easier and better. No waking up in the middle of the night with terrible heart burn.</p> <p>So, yeah. Thats awesome.</p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53300186623http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53300186623Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:16:00 -0500megpoyAcid Reflux<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DIJGb8mLyOE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://feigenbaumsworld.tumblr.com/post/53262751332/holy-shit-indeed" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">feigenbaumsworld</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Holy shit, indeed.</p></blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53299904149http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53299904149Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:12:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78ac9a010fa03c5221ff7ae177e668b1/tumblr_mnbr3cOQGy1rb8ck1o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wholockedj.tumblr.com/post/53006118781" target="_blank">wholockedj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://halfwaythroughthechapters.tumblr.com/post/51268598670/what-if-the-next-doctor-was-a-cat" target="_blank">halfwaythroughthechapters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if the next doctor was a cat</p> </blockquote> <p>look up ‘doctor meow’ and it should give you some idea…</p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53299592595http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53299592595Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:08:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa2dfb633f2bbe056ee9f995b652259c/tumblr_mnjbt1E41w1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/809c9c5fad11e21994d6a2a44ce0537c/tumblr_mnjbt1E41w1r3gb3zo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getoutoftherecat.tumblr.com/post/51709432266/this-is-why-youre-not-allowed-in-the-car" target="_blank">getoutoftherecat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is why you’re not allowed in the car.</p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53295950750http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53295950750Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:19:04 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://you-must-be-mister-boggins.tumblr.com/post/51731929495/funny-story-i-got-this-message-on-anonymous" target="_blank">you-must-be-mister-boggins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>funny story…</p> <p>i got this message on anonymous </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9bf0157d4dbd028f757c7de31cc7de54/tumblr_inline_mnme06nFRc1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>i was just like okay… so soon after i got these messages</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f5ae23c7b08da85a5c925cc4a85e216/tumblr_inline_mnme10UU7A1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>i thought it was time to mess with beth, soo i took my chances and posted A LOT of gay porn and such.. soon i got these</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a83bd699ad3b4da2571cf416fe8c0341/tumblr_inline_mnme3cyqRI1qz4rgp.png"/>and this after MORE gay porn </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f7ebd894413fb2e46360bfe4d91e9009/tumblr_inline_mnme3zWLh71qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>i couldn’t stop so came MORE GAY PORN. (here are some examples)<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a7522f3439d6c6bccfa8c9993fb5cfa0/tumblr_inline_mnme73yxzQ1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>and this came soon after. : </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/64f742d719233cac7e4972ffcd831a54/tumblr_inline_mnme56KBFK1qz4rgp.png"/>hmm seems like i sent a girl to summer camp, ahahhaah. an hour later i got these messages:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/df108a345dddec86190e866be7777009/tumblr_inline_mnme67rU9g1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b16dc280dc52c78cd9514265a00b8795/tumblr_inline_mnme6fTOo21qz4rgp.png"/> and then like 30 minutes later the final message came:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a4026b0dcaa339ac52e78c5de707b876/tumblr_inline_mnme7ydsAb1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>well this was the best thing that happened to me! i cried laughing, btw sorry beth but you got yourself into this one. </p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53292563010http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53292563010Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:31:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbu5a4qIlm1qf5do9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://famalyguy66642069.tumblr.com/post/38598210483/fighting-an-mmorpg-boss-gif" target="_blank">famalyguy66642069</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fighting-an-mmorpg-boss.gif</p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53289267867http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53289267867Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e4d906b5828d77d7c4b53647f45aa31/tumblr_mocrmsbsjs1qldh84o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14e245c482a14dc71d355fac605771b3/tumblr_mocrmsbsjs1qldh84o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://birdsy-purplefishes.tumblr.com/post/53006208560/tentacles-and-stardust-makeup-test" target="_blank">birdsy-purplefishes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tentacles-and-stardust.tumblr.com/post/52899543324/makeup-test-faun" target="_blank">tentacles-and-stardust</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>~::Makeup Test - Faun::~</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s awesome!</p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53286090604http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53286090604Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:52:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1117feLC1ql2603o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53283203765http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53283203765Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:05:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b38129b17ae11fd116852b3a3b9fe297/tumblr_mnh4thl2a01rwnox0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nomellamesfriki.com/post/53105431735/nos-llevan-anos-de-ventaja-en-bizarradas" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nomellamesfriki</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>Nos llevan años de ventaja… en bizarradas</h1></blockquote> <p></p>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53280406697http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53280406697Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:16:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/153a47a59ea1da3c6b03cd49d795de3f/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b51f7ac88354a1f461b3895ae6245b7a/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bfb2babf80de12f021674752d288939/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59615630bf6adff4a8482b45149a7108/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17a5d567fdf1796cdefa357432086751/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bac6476e80d099564e87c4eb93e68f2c/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c65660b61ac8a75083b7ab2f85ae9867/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc140fa3566906320f88d87f0156ddd9/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbb56a8327cad460a778e11d01c8618b/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2b8546acd1f71401479458b24246b09/tumblr_mo9kgeGFnx1s2busko10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiichu.tumblr.com/post/52778663558/thetanglebuddy-buttercup-susan-b-anthony" target="_blank">kiichu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetanglebuddy.tumblr.com/post/52768904940/buttercup-susan-b-anthony-didnt-want-any" target="_blank">thetanglebuddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want any special treatment.</p> <p>Bubbles: she demanded that he be sent to jail like any other man.</p> <p>Blossom: And that’s exactly what we’re going to do to you!</p> <p>The Powerpuff Girls give you an idea of what feminism is really about.</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK</p> </blockquote>http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53277879514http://thegeek531.tumblr.com/post/53277879514Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:26:44 -0500