Could you give me and my party a blessing before a battle against a very pissed off horde of orcs?
And Ye, We thank Mork and Gork for giving the greenskins strength, that they may crush and maim and devour and kill and disembowel and skin and flambe and decapitate and smash into teeny tiny little bits all Elves and Dwarves and other pink skins because they smell funny.
Oh wait, I think I messed up…
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ineedalifeotherthan said:
Actually, we have no elves, we have 2 dwarves, a halfling, a gnome and 6 humans.
Big party, I know….rounds take FOREVER but we survived the first round.
Mork and Gork might have been trampled when the gnome put them to sleep, not sure…
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