i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now
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guys no stop please
They’re the best.
They’re rock solid.
Nice person who put this up. A real gem.
recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign
comic © me
satan © himself
@magiceltrever bought a new game. Never heard of it. But about to learn! #gaming (at The Geek Palace)
Audrey Hepburn in Paramount’s portrait gallery dressing room before the 1955 Academy Awards.
These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god
"Hey. Hey Steve. You got camera people in there with you?"
"Go away Larry."
"Steve, tell them to come in here. Steve. Steve. Steve, tell them. Tell them I’m funny. I’m a funny horse."
"I’m busy Larry. These people are professionals."
"Yeah? Tell them about me. Tell them about me Steve. Tell them about that race I won that one time. Tell them about it Steve."
"That was the petting zoo Larry."
"Yeah that was good times wasn’t it Steve? Good times yeah. Steve? Are they gonna come in here? Steve? Can I have a carrot Steve? Ask them if I can have a carrot."
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
"I thought you were a girl, mayne"
I’M FUCKING CRYING THE GUY THAT’S JUST LIKE “YEAH YOU HAVE A NICE ASS” COMPLETELY UNAPOLOGETIC
At least the one dude was like, “Yup.” Had integrity to be honest.
i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore
The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.
the canadians have fallen
the canadians have fallen
They are coming.
And then stab it thirty seven times (in a row?) and fuck the wounds.
Only if I can fuck it with that serrated dildo thing from Se7en.
Interesting how it doesn’t matter what the woman wants in the situation. Her only value seems to be in relation to a man’s long term goals.
What if she doesn’t wanna get married, ever? What if she only wants fun with that person for the night?
Fuck this. On so many levels.
Chaos theory is a very important area of mathematics which can explain a lot of what we see in the real world. A pendulum with one mass is relatively easy to explain mathematically, and it behaves nicely. However if you put another mass in there, it behaves chaotically. Technically, this means that if you change the starting positions only slightly, the state of the system a short time later can change drastically. The weather is chaotic: a small error in measuring it today could be the difference between rain and no rain in a weeks days time. Watch these two pendulum systems quickly diverge, though they both start off with nearly the same settings.