I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"Do you consider yourself a feminist?"
“I don’t really think about things as guys versus girls. I never have. I was raised by parents who brought me up to think if you work as hard as guys, you can go far in life.”
- Taylor Swift 2012
"As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means."
- Taylor Swift 2014
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The Phantom Menace: Obi-wan Kenobi:
The council has granted me permission to train you. You will be a Jedi, I promise.
the fuck is that?
Exterminator came through a week ago. They heat up the apartment to 140 degrees. Cooks the bastards. Im hoping this maybe was a long egg that lived or something. I dunno. Last night was the first real sleep I had in two weeks. Was sleeping on the floor. Finally got a new mattress. I called the property. We will see what they wanna do.
JUST? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY JUST KISS ME
I want to kiss you as I walk into Mordor, give Sauron the finger, poke him in the eye as I steal his ring and offer it to you on bended knee.
Just killed one. This was supposed to be over. Im exhausted. Mentally, physically and emotionally. Fuck.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) Lucas Lee Posters Dir. Edgar Wright
Mossy table tops at an abandoned hotel in Japan