savingthrowvssexy:

Lunar Eclipse by MordsithCara

Photographer/Editor: KrystyneStudios

MUA/Stylist: Ximena Curtis

manatheology:

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.


Holy spit

manatheology:

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

Holy spit

alisalley:

[x] I have no shame.

Please do not delete artist comment when reblogging <3 thanks

Go.

itsbirds:

My boss plays DnD in the small group we run once a month, he plays a Bard. Today he was part of a bard competition at a festival and so I made him sing a song out loud to win with the other players as backup singers. He sang Evita - Don’t cry for me Argentina but replaced the town name with the fantasy town’s name. It is possibly the best DnD moment ever.

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.
GAME OVER

Man, Pokemon is a rough game.

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.

GAME OVER

Man, Pokemon is a rough game.

pleatedjeans:

via

cynicalartificer:

There you have it, the whole party, revised. Figured I’d do one big post.

shevathegun:

callmekitto:

seraphatonin:

"um starfire’s powers are fueled by the sun that’s why she has to wear skimpy clothes" hey u know who else’s powers are fueled by the sun? superman. come on clark time for that toothfloss speedo chop chop

his nipples are covered by tiny capes

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truth, justice, and the american way

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

hiddleswiggles:

dorkly:

Even More People You See at Every Nerd Convention

I love seeing parent and kid nerd duo or trio.

whitepearlsredroses:

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

This is beyond fantastic and hope somebody learns something from this.  Every person matters and every changed opinion is one that will benefit equality.

"This is actually kind of crazy. Talk about a weird thing. Rocky Raccoon is one of my favourite songs. For some reason, [the song] just fucking kills me. It’s pathetic; it destroys me. When the role of Rocket Raccoon came upon us, I was talking to James Gunn and I said, ‘I’m doing this movie now, and we’re always tripping on Rocky Raccoon. Isn’t it weird that I’m playing Rocket Raccoon?’ He told me that was the inspiration for the character, that song. I don’t know if that’s the truth, but it’s what he said, which if that’s the truth, it’s kind of insane.”